Manneken Pis

Published on 14.04.2020 00:05

Pissing while we shower is such a classic taboo subject. Almost everyone does it, but no one talks about it. According to a survey from the USA, a good 80 per cent of respondents let more than just water run in the shower. And I find it hard to believe that it's any different in this country. So dear sisters and brothers in prayer, let's be honest, who among us has never pissed while taking a shower? Even if many would be ashamed to admit it openly, because peeing in the shower is a no-go – yuck, how disgusting - nevertheless, most of us have done it. Not always, but at some point and not just us men.

For this we would like to say THANK YOU!

Who would have thought that we shower peepees contribute to the well-being of nature? In fact, without knowing it, we are protecting our planet. Urinating in the morning under the shower has an environmentally friendly aspect. This is also reported by the science portal IFLS. Mathematicians from the United States have calculated that showering once a day in combination with peeing helps to save over 2000 litres of water per year - per inhabitant!

But the benefits of practical peeing are even more far-reaching.

Not only because the additional toilet flush is omitted, savings are made. The subsequent washing of hands, which again uses water and soap, is also no longer necessary. We also avoid contact with toilet bacteria and germs. The toilet paper lasts longer.
In addition, self-urine is said to help against eczema, athlete's foot, corns, psoriasis, warts and is good for the skin.*

Conclusion: In the shower “Lullern” is completely ok. Shippin' in the pool or peeing in the bathtub is not so cool. The little stream has no place in the sea or lake either. The basic rule is always to go to the loo when you have to do the big business:

A final tip against the worldwide water shortage: Let's take this knowledge to heart for our next visit to a brothel. Urinate in the shower before and after coitating, to the delight of the brothel operators and for the good of nature.

*If you have a disease of the urinary tract and open wounds or other risks of infection, it is better to pacify the old-fashioned way or as advised by your doctor.


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