Cum the eavesdroppers - what the crème de la crème is good for

Published on 30.03.2020 19:55

Lea Blow, a German porn actress and self-confessed cocksucker, has been the reigning world record holder for blowjobs since 2011. In 11 hours, she made 254 men cum with her mouth in the Pascha brothel in Cologne. A load of cum literally flew around her ears every 3 minutes. If she had swallowed all that stuff, she would easily have been satiated for 2 to 3 days. Lara Love from Hamburg had previously failed in her record attempt. After 150 cocks, she abandoned the title fight mission in a Berlin swingers club due to headaches and nausea.

The good thing about it is the good thing in it
Sperm contains a whole range of mood-boosting hormones. Women who let their sperm flow freely during sex with their partner are less likely to be depressed. This was discovered by American scientists in a study. The cheering hormones are absorbed through the mucous membranes and thus enter the bloodstream, where they unfold their effect.

Spermidine is a true anti-ageing agent.
Male ejaculate is competing with the cosmetics industry and beauty lobby. Sex already ensures good blood circulation in the skin. The open pores are therefore receptive and can benefit greatly from external insemination. The body-warm juice contains proteins, vitamin C, vitamin B12 and trace elements that stabilise cell membranes, such as zinc.
So why buy an expensive cream when your partner's semen can provide you with such high-quality nourishment for free?

Sweet dreams!
The melatonin found in semen is said to help you fall asleep well. This is what researchers at the State University have discovered. The hormone melatonin controls the circadian rhythm. So save yourself a trip to the chemist. A pleasant little snooze in the form of vaginal intercourse or an evening blow job with a lively finale is better medicine and replaces the sleeping pill.

Sperm for menstrual pain
The substance prostaglandin contained in sperm, a tissue hormone that acts as a contraceptive and softener, is said to relieve pain during menstruation. Many women even feel more desire for sex during their period. Orgasm reduces stress, leads to the release of happiness hormones and relieves cramps. Of course, you can also do it yourself. However, the vaginal orgasm provides more relief during menstruation than the clitoral climax. It is important for you to know that a woman can become pregnant despite her period and that her susceptibility to sexually transmitted diseases is higher due to the wider opening of the cervix.

Responsible for the continuation of the human race.
Without sperm, our species would die out. Alarmingly, the sperm concentration and sperm count of men in Australia, Europe, New Zealand and North America has declined rapidly in recent decades. In addition to environmental influences, a poor diet, too little exercise, smoking and alcohol consumption are considered to be the causes of this threatening trend.
So dear masters of creation, please change your way of life!

Will it be a boy or a girl?
Only the sperm decides. The woman has no influence on it. Women's egg cells only contain X chromosomes (= female). Male sperm contains both X chromosomes (= female) and Y chromosomes (= male). During orgasm, however, the man cannot influence whether X or Y docks onto the female egg cell. With XX it will be a girl, with XY a boy.

“The fact that sperm helps against diabetes and relieves sore throats has not yet been sufficiently proven … but neither has it been disproved.

Slippery, sticky, disgusting. What does the stuff taste like anyway?
From salty to nutty, to sour or bitter. Others compare the flavour to that of green and salty olives. Sugary fruits, cardamom, cinnamon, peppermint, celery, parsley and seaweed - to name just a few examples – can enhance the flavour. So pay attention to what your partner eats. Onions, garlic, alcohol etc., on the other hand, have a negative effect. If you've never tasted it before and are curious, why not give your partner's tongue spread a try? You're welcome to write to us afterwards to let us know how you like the cream of lust.

Swallow and squirt
Only those who know that they are healthy should practise a cum shower during sex. To avoid getting pregnant unintentionally, other contraceptive measures are also necessary if you do not want to use a condom. Sufficient intimate hygiene and personal hygiene must always be ensured. Even if you are a group sex or gangbang lover, not everyone should enter the orifices bareback and juice in there.

For professionally working sex service providers and their customers or the as yet unknown one-night stand, we strongly recommend using condoms and having sex together responsibly. This article is not intended as an incitement to have sex without a condom!

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